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What does it matter if not everyone is an idiot when I'm still surrounded by them? Case in pizzoint:
This week's op-ed in the Bison.
It's not by-lined, which probably means that the administration had something to do with it. Also plus too, "our culture" has never ever accepted this "Intelligent Design" malarkey. Creationism, sure, but not my least-favorite batch of pseudoscientific hogwash since ... like, phrenology or something. Further, I didn't know that American churches stationed French nobility in front of churches (that is to say, the word is M-A-R-Q-U-E-E). Finally, since when do schools teach evolutionary biology in 2nd grade? How many more ideas that are truely inherently incompatible with with the core concepts of Christianity (of which biology is not one) are taught by the public schools? By pop culture? By the Republican party? But no, evolution evolution evolution blah blah blah blah blah. Because, you know, the idea that maybe the way God had the plan come together wasn't the same way as he decided to descibe it to Moses and a bunch of ex-slaves in a desert three-and-one-half thousand years ago is such a total anathema to loving one's neighbor and emulating the Christ.
Oh well, at least my Spanish-class-buddy Derek Wilson
so totally rebutted the views expressed in a speech made in chapel about a week and a half ago. The set-up of the rebuttal parodies the setup of the speech, just so you know.
For you two people from Harding that actually read this site, my column will be in next week's T3h B|50n!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111one
Posted by BHLamb 11:16 0602.17
WHAT THE HEEK, HOW DID I NEVER KNOW UNTIL NOW THAT I SHARE MY BIRTHDAY WITH CHARLES DARWIN?
(caps lock is so cool ;p)
Posted by: Nazz is Darwin!? 11:16 0602.17
Please give us a preview of your article. Schnell!
Posted by: Matt 11:16 0602.17
TEASER:
I drive a station wagon. It's a Volkswagen, and it seats five – if the people in back are short. It would never be marketed as a large car ... in America.
I spent the last semester at our university's excellent campus outside of Florence, Italy. After a few weeks of being there, I was happy to see a VW like mine sitting in a parking lot –- well, it was blue, and had a diesel engine, but it was close enough. Yet, there was one thing that seemed rather odd about it. It was the right model year, with the same style of tail-lights and trim. Then it hit me. It was big. It was huge. It was the tyrant lizard king awash in a sea of Fiat Puntos and tiny subcompacts from France whose names I often don't pronounce correctly. It was probably the only car in the entire lot that would do more damage to me than I to it, if it were to hit me. That last bit is probably untrue, but that's how I felt at the time.
Posted by: Our Bennyfactor 11:16 0602.17