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Great article, I especially loved the ending. But you forgot to mention the fact that people like you and I who are over 6 feet tall are completely unable to fit in such a vehicle.
Actually, I've ridden in the passenger seat of a punto serveral times. It's just the less-well engineered things, like the new Minis, that are totally worthless to people with good genes.