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It's All About the Benjamins
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23:03 0412.21
Semester Gradezors
Since everybody was just dying to know, here's what I made this semester:
Undergraduate Course Work Fall 2004

Subject		Course Title			Final Grade 	Hours  	Quality Points (GPA*HRS)   
BNEW 213 05 	Acts of Apostles 			B 		2.000	6.00 
FR   201 H1 	(H)Intermediate French I 		B 		3.000	9.00
HIST 102 03 	American History Since 1877 	A 		3.000	12.00
HNRS 204 01 	Humn Sit II 			A 		3.000	12.00
SOCS 301 01	Global Issues 			B 		3.000	9.00
SPAN 315 01 	Latin Amer Civilization		A 		3.000	12.00
   

Undergraduate Summary   

		Hours 	Quality Points	GPA 
Current Term:	17.000 	60.00		3.53
Cumulative:  	55.000 	193.00		3.51
That's some very quality quality points right there XD

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23:38 0412.16
Done with Finals [now with hyperlinks!]
Yeah, so this semester is over finally. In lieu of posting anything worthwhile, as I had previously planned, I'm going to post the statisics for the search engine keywords used by random people stumbling across iaatb.net so far this month:
Keyphrases used on search engines 	 
22 different keyphrases	                Search	Percent
drmrsvandertramp	                3	12 %
street cred with c-dog o bling bling	2	8 %
redhate lunix				1	4 %
baelfish				1	4 %
tiny babies				1	4 %
can t view flash files			1	4 %
shuttle carrier aircraft		1	4 %
family guy stewie ordering a pizza	1	4 %
lunix redhate				1	4 %
floortastic				1	4 %
thanks a latte“ searcy			1	4 %
it s all about the benjamins		1	4 %
iaatb.net				1	4 %
coboy film indiana texas		1	4 %
benjamins restauraunt			1	4 %
brett keller harding			1	4 %
gaming intelligence agency blog		1	4 %
gordon tarks				1	4 %
conan i rowboat				1	4 %
c-dog bling				1	4 %
paper snowflackes			1	4 %
i am intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter	
					1	4 %
Yes, folks. You heard it here first. Oh, also, I'd like to point out that someone searching the web for the bane of my existence here, Brett Keller, (just kidding... or am I? XD) stumbled across my site, but no one looking for me did. I think this is fitting, in some sort of ironic way.

Speaking of Brett Keller, though, he and a bunch of other people, ranging from Chris Tiberius Kirk to the one and only Phil Burrows (Top row, second from left) and all sorts of various and sundry points in between won't be seen by myself for at least thirteen months, due to adjacent semesters of abroad studies. Such sadness. Well, except for the Brett Keller bit. XD XD

Wait, did I just link my club's yearbook picture? Yeah, I did. And, in case you're wondering, yes, it's intentionally stupid.

You know, I wish I wouldn't publish these entries when I'm only half-finished with them. Yeah.

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13:58 0412.9
Hayseed twits
Well, I knew it would happen eventually. My apparently unwarranted preoccupation with all the stupid awful custom pick-up trucks and their insipid, mentally deficient drivers proved out this morning. Over night, some idiot in what, as far as can be told, a low riding pick-up backed into my beloved Passat wagon and totally crushed the right air dam and scuffed the front bumper. I think trucks should be outlawed from using parallel parking spots, especially ones driven by IDIOTS.

Here's some pictures I took and crap.

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13:16 0412.8
Final Exam Schedule
Well, since I've already taken my Garner final, I figured I might as well figure out when the rest of my finals are next week. So, for your personal amusement and edification, I present to you TEH FINALE EXAME SKEDUAL TOWTHOUSANDFOER!!!!!111111111111111one
Guy Montag
0800 - 1030 FR   202
1440 - 1710 SPAN 315

Tuestag
1200 - 1430 BNEW 213

Mittwoch
0900 - 1030 HIST 102

Thorstag
0900 - 1030 SOCS 301
So I'm thinking about leaving for home about Noon am Thorstag, now.

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Still Alive
Yeah, I'm actually here. I know I haven't updated in a while; everything went pretty quality over the weekend, and I did really well on my Garner final today. Still got to write him a paper for Thursday, and, oh yeah, study for all my other finals.

Waugh.

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20:15 0412.1
People's Republic of Muddy Sidewalks [Addendum]
Well, it's the rainy season once again at Harding, which means muddy sidewalks and Our Bennyfactor's pants getting all dirty about the ankles. Oh joy. Oh rapture. Oh my somtehingorother.

Anyhow, these last three weeks are absurd. 5 page paper due tomorrow, bible workbook due Friday, fifteen page paper we didn't even know about due in Garner next Thursday. So much for whatever.

Whatever, is, of course, this weekend. As everybody knows, the seventh-most-important day of the year is coming up this Sunday, December the 5th. Our Bennyfactor doesn't know currently what celebratory excellence will commence on his birthday, but, yeah. I'm just putting it on the table, in case anyone wants to do anything about it. I'm down for whatever. Amazon Wish List in case anybody cares.

Also occuring this weekend, continuing in this revese order-- from about 0930 to sometime twoish in the afternoon, Dr. Garner is having everybody over to his farm a half hour outside of town to discuss all the stuff we've discussed in class. And in pennance (XD XD XD) for scheduling such a thing on my freaking birthday, he's making me a cake.

And before that, me and some of the other dudes are spending the night at the farmhouse, mainly because we can and he's letting us and such. Yes.

Occuring Samstagabend, though, is going to be a trip to Little Rock with Cara since she wants to do something there and I can't rememeber and I really don't want to be in my dorm room at all this weekend so ta-da! There's something.

And of course before that, am Freitagabend (that's 'on Friday evening' for you that don't speak Neuflang) I'm going to the fall/winter Knights function, called, appropriately enough, the Dragon Roast. It apparently starts as 6:42 PM according to the message in the Knights box, which is as good of a time as any, I guess. I'm taking one of the honors college girls, Aleah Tabor, with me. I think there may be a mention of her on this blog somewhere. SIGNS POINT TO USE THE SEARCH TOOL.

Okay, now I think that's all of my weekend in a vaguely backwards form. Time to finish writing that paper. Bleah.

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